My fist > Tahoe XL

[Matthew]

I was at Circuit City today getting a fuse for my stereo and as i was leaving i got stuck in traffic right out front of the store (damn shoppers). Well CC has parking also right in front of the store up against the curb.

This lady in this Tahoe XL starts backing up! Ive got no where to go cause i have a car in front and in back of me! Im honknig the s*** out of my horn and she keeps coming (albiet slowly)! this guy who was kinda opposite of me, but behind this lady starts honking HIS horn, and someone behind me starts honking their horn, and she still keeps coming!!!

So she gets like 2ft and closer to my car (about midway on my car) and im like SHES GONNA FCUKING HIT ME!!! i start shouiting at her "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING?!?!"

so she gets like 9 inches from my damn car and i reach way out and lean out the window and hammered the back of the truck on the liftgate with my fist. finally the b**** stopped.

good riddance, i thought i was going to have to add THAT to my list of problems.

 

[FemGearHead]

I HATE HATE HATE!!! how badly drivers are, especially in SUV's. They (not all drivers) don't think that there MIGHT be other drivers on the road.

I had some male driver in a Corolla today cut right infront of me on the freeway because he nearly missed his offramp. He cut two lanes over, almost hitting me, instead of taking the next exit and being a more cautious driver.

 

[Matthew]

i wish i would have dented the liftgate.

 

[Protege5Gurly]

Should have

Pe@ce

 

[Micah]

I once saw a guy do that at about 65mph when someone started to merge into his car. It was ******* awesome.

 

[Matthew]

Should have

Pe@ce

i tried but i could barely reach it...i hit it pretty hard but not hard enough to dent i guess, or else those things are strong.

 

[Subghetto]

What did she say afterwards??

 

[Matthew]

i called her the "C" word, which i use MAYBE once or twice a year, if that, and left.

 

[NJP5Guy]

this summer i was at a stop sign leaving a sears hardware store and the old lady in front of me( i was second in line at the stop sign) starting backing up. i laid on the horn and she kept coming. she never stopped and hit me square in the front. i actually controlled myself well. thee was no visible damage. i took it to a body shop to be certain. it was slow enough maybe 2mph, that there was no real damage. there is a slight indentation behind the liscence plate braket but is not noticeable and its very slight. i was so pissed. people just don't pay attention.

 

[kickniteasy]

i called her the "C" word, which i use MAYBE once or twice a year, if that, and left.

Can't
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[Matthew]

yea i hate that word.

 

[jebus]

i would have pulled her out of the car and ***** her fat ass

 

[SpicyMchaggis]

i would have pulled her out of the car and ***** her fat ass

wow.. a dent to you equals justified sexual assualt. (notcool)

 

[Matthew]

(rofl)

 

[NJP5Guy]

wow.. a dent to you equals justified sexual assualt. (notcool)

i guess because shes fat that makes it ok...... (confused)

 

[Matthew]

when did i ever say this lady was fat!

 

[NJP5Guy]

sorry i must correct. jebus sad she had a fat ass which was good for raping due in part to the dent that might have happened had she hit your car.

 

[Matthew]

(rofl)

good lord.

 

[NJP5Guy]

(rofl)

good lord.

man o man. that was a damn good laugh. (cryhard) (lol) (rlaugh) (rlaugh) (rlaugh) (rlaugh)

 

[Matthew]

not as good as the fart thread.