Drug joke!!!

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Circular Logic

Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, "If, over the weekend,
you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I'll let you two off."

Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.
"I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever," the first man says.

"That's great," the judge replies. "What did you tell them?"
"I drew two circles; one big, one small. I told them the big circle was their
brain before drugs,and the little circle was their brain after drugs."

The other defendant says, "I got 100 people to give up drugs!"
"One hundred! How?" asks the judge.
"Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said,
'This is your asshole before prison...'"

 

[tritonheat1]

not a drug joke but who cares

Well there's this gay homosexual guy who walk's in to this bar and chat's with joe smuck right", so he ask joe smuck if he likes football"joe smuck said yeah,(why). So the Homosexual asked him if he wanted to play football by drinking beers, so Joe smuck asked him how do you play football like that. So They both grabbed a six pack of beer and went to the back outside and the homosexual shows him how. So the homosexual grabbs a beer and chuggs it down and says touchdown 6point's, so after that he pulls his pantse down, bends over and farts and say's extra point. So he told Joe smuck it was his turn, so Joe smuck grabbs a beer and chuggs it down and say's touchdown, after that he pulls his pantse down, bends over and the gay Homosexual jumps behind him and say's BLOCK THAT PUNT BABY,BLOCK THAT PUNT BABY.......lol