Can't get laid.

[boostisgood]

I had this issue with my ex wife, and now you remind me of what could possibly come with my new engagment. ZOIKS.....

Anyways, Matt. Try to do something romantic for her, and make her feel loved bro. If you make her emotions stirr, she let you stir your stick.

 

[Matthew]

im about to give up...almost been married 3 years and ive just about had it.

 

[DooMer_MP3]

Man, this makes me wonder about marriage sometimes. s*** Sorry dude.

 

[boostisgood]

Ok, Mattew. Better yet, just go get a porn, and flip it on while you guys are in bed. If she does not respond, then just tug one out, roll over, and goto sleep. Next day, call and tell her your gonna be late from work because your gonna go have a few beers with your friends, and she will wonder a bit, and deffinitly give it up.

 

[Matthew]

s*** happens, or in this case, doesnt i guess. not your fault. just wanted to warn people what CAN happen. and DOES happen to a lot of people.

women - i know this is a bad pic, but i dont consider myself ugly either wtf gives?

 

[DooMer_MP3]

Does it have anything to do with this website, the turbo, you always being on here?

EDIT: I mean good god, 10,518 posts?! LOL.

Chris

 

[Matthew]

i wish, that would be a simple solution. i love you guys, but if i could be getting laid i assure you thats where id be.

 

[boostisgood]

Ohhhh nice shiny medals. That alone would make me want to bang you.

 

[DooMer_MP3]

Yes, but I mean, look at it as a loop. You started going crazy on this site, sex decreased (or was it before that?). More time for this site, more decrease in sex, more time for site, decrease in sex.

 

[Matthew]

damn we need to hook up chris.

craig - you nasty ******. i dont have mr. infantry style badges, but i do have lets see

2 army commendation medals
4 army achievement medals
1 good conduct medal
1 national defense service medal
1 global war on terrorism expeditionary medal
1 global war on terrorism service medal
1 non commissioned officer professional development ribbon
1 (of course) army service ribbon

driver/mechanic badge: wheel and track
marksmanship badge: M16, carbine, M9, M249 (only wear the 249 for now as a section chief)

combat patch - changing to 101st airborne, sick of wearing this brigade patch.

anyways...not bad for 3 years in.

 

[Matthew]

Yes, but I mean, look at it as a loop. You started going crazy on this site, sex decreased (or was it before that?). More time for this site, more decrease in sex, more time for site, decrease in sex.

started before i even bought the car. thats how long this bulls*** has been going on. though for sure once i got back from the war, it would be gravy, but we had sex like once in the week after i got back from the war.

 

[boostisgood]

You could also have a problem I have, it could be too big for her. Mine complains if we go longer the 2-3 hours because Im like 11 inches long and 3 inches in girth.

 

[Matthew]

craig that is ******* sick i dont even want to think about your cock.

 

[boostisgood]

I mean, she walks funny for a few days if we have sex for longer then that.

 

[DooMer_MP3]

Wow man, thats really cold. You were sent off over seas where you could've EASILY been sent back in a coffin, and you two were only able to express love in the best, most intimate way possible once?!?! Argh man, I feel for you. I don't know what else to say. I mean, its beyond joking with her about it.

 

[boostisgood]

MAtt, Im just trying to cheer ya up and put a smile on your face. Kinda like what your TC did for you when he gives you that reach around. Ive heard stories about you gun bunnies man. Ewwwww scary.

 

[boostisgood]

See Matt, I told you. (upbum)

 

[girth]

Something is definitely biologically wrong with her. The very large majority of women that age are insatiable (or at least it appears that way IMO). The desperation of most women is amazing to me, so I have to say something is wrong with her. I think she needs to see a sex counselor. Or tell her to try some female viagra stuff? I don't know - I can tell you that if you weren't hitched you could be getting laid damn near every night if you wanted it that often.

That's why marriage is tough - you have to be compatible on so many levels. It sounds like maybe you two just aren't compatible sexually (everybody has different needs).

 

[Matthew]

MAtt, Im just trying to cheer ya up and put a smile on your face. Kinda like what your TC did for you when he gives you that reach around. Ive heard stories about you gun bunnies man. Ewwwww scary.

first off, i AM the TC, secondly

I AM NOT A GUN BUNNY!

those are the damn 13Bs im a 13M...im mechanized dammit!

 

[boostisgood]

(lol) see its workin man. (lol)