Can't get laid.

[Matthew]

Have you brought this up to her? I mean, you two are married. You *should* be able to talk about anything. Ask her what's changed, if its something you've done? Something thats changed in her life? Christ, my fiancee and I haven't been very active lately, and I've found out why. I've been kind of a dick to her lately. And once I started being nice again, and paying attention we're back and beautiful .

Chris

Yes of course. But i cant bring it up that much or it makes it even worse. she keeps saying i dont know whats wrong etc. i thought it might be what you just described so i made a concious effort to treat her like a queen, do all the dishes, do all the laundry, take out the dogs, etc, and it had no effect.

she thought it might be her birth control so she got off it, and nothing happend. then about two weeks ago we started getting it on (i got laid like 3 times in a week which was a record for like the last year) and i was like "maybe that WAS the problem". then back to the old ways again.


Ken - (rlaugh)

 

[1sty]

well ive tried everything. ive read all of Dr. Phils books and everything. ive tried being frank (hey lets ****) to the whole subtle kiss and rub deal for like a ******* GODDAMNED HOUR with no luck.

Thats the problem, you need to suggest sex without asking for it or hinting. Rubbing won't work becuase its like your just trying to get somewhere. I actualy rolled back over ad then she came back over to me. It worked for me atleast.

 

[1sty]

craig, what do you do..come on the forum..search your name to see how people throw it around and respond? i drop the 1sty bomb and your here in 2 minutes flat..

Yes, yes I do.

Which reminds me, I have to have enry change my name over.

(nana)

 

[MSPinVA]

Tried marriage counseling? I hear that it works wonders, and it's worth a shot. Sometimes people can say things to perfect strangers that they would NEVER tell you to your face.

 

[Matthew]

s*** man ive tried that too. you know what she says if i start kissing her or something? "what are you doing?"

WHAT THE **** KIND OF MOTHERFUCKING s*** COCKSUCKING QUESTION IS THAT?

she is the best woman i have EVER had at turning me OFF.

 

[Matthew]

Tried marriage counseling? I hear that it works wonders, and it's worth a shot. Sometimes people can say things to perfect strangers that they would NEVER tell you to your face.

been there, done that. army pays for it.

 

[melicha8]

Dude I'm not married or want to be any time soon but try this because you don't have to have been married to do it and I swear it works.

Turn the tables on the old lady. Certainly you've gone through dry spells in your life me=5 months, but you survived didn't you? Well if she's withholding you can certainly do it because women have just as strong if not stronger desires than men. After a month (or 3 if it's bad) she'll be begging for it, and it'll be even more intense that the run of the mill daily sex

 

[dominoy2k1]

maybe a vacation will help...

 

[Matthew]

Dude I'm not married or want to be any time soon but try this because you don't have to have been married to do it and I swear it works.

Turn the tables on the old lady. Certainly you've gone through dry spells in your life me=5 months, but you survived didn't you? Well if she's withholding you can certainly do it because women have just as strong if not stronger desires than men. After a month (or 3 if it's bad) she'll be begging for it, and it'll be even more intense that the run of the mill daily sex

yea so ill not have sex for 3 months then ill have great sex once, then not again for 3 months. ive kinda tried that though i dont have the will since my wife is so ******* hot.

 

[1sty]

Word, wait a month, if you can't get any then, find some local chick to bang (thumb)

 

[1sty]

yea so ill not have sex for 3 months then ill have great sex once, then not again for 3 months. ive kinda tried that though i dont have the will since my wife is so ******* hot.

(rofl)

Ok I have the solution. Jack off next her in bed while staring at her. If you can't make the situation better, might aswell make it worse

 

[Matthew]

nah i dont cheat on women. never have. all the chicks i was banging in college they werent girlfriends.

 

[Matthew]

(rofl)

Ok I have the solution. Jack off next her in bed while staring at her. If you can't make the situation better, might aswell make it worse

yea ive kinda tried that. today she got pissed cause she saw my phone and i was like "i have to see nudity SOMEWHERE"...but what youre suggesting is like what kevin spacey does in american beauty! owned. lol.

 

[StarvingRussian]

Ok I have the solution. Jack off next her in bed while staring at her. If you can't make the situation better, might aswell make it worse

(rlaugh) (thumb) (rofl) (laugh) (rofl2)

 

[Vulcanon]

this seems to be a common problem around here!

same here ^_^
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wanna meet up? (naughty)

 

[1sty]

No, don't do it subtly stare right at her and wack-a-do.

 

[melicha8]

yea so ill not have sex for 3 months then ill have great sex once, then not again for 3 months. ive kinda tried that though i dont have the will since my wife is so ******* hot.

Well I didn't say that. Great sex for that first time, then she realizes how nice sex is to have and will provide it on a regular basis because she wants those benefits too.

She's not going through menopause is she?

 

[Natey]

(bj) I've been married for a long time and my wife still loves to kick down!
Pardon my bluntness (I've had a couple of beers tonight), but just get on top of her and wiggle around. She'll get the idea!

 

[melicha8]

(rofl)

Ok I have the solution. Jack off next her in bed while staring at her. If you can't make the situation better, might aswell make it worse

OK I didn't read this one first before my recent reply. **** it don't listen to me, 1st is obviousley more knowledgable about this than I am.

That is some funny ass s*** 13t

 

[Matthew]

Well I didn't say that. Great sex for that first time, then she realizes how nice sex is to have and will provide it on a regular basis because she wants those benefits too.

She's not going through menopause is she?

dude shes 23...well 24 in august.