Can't get laid.

[Matthew]

Yep in case you were wondering why ive been an ass lately. That's it. My wife sucks or doesnt or whatever you want to say.

I'm frankly not ugly, and never had a problem getting laid my whole life, yet i get married and i think some nun slipped something in the wedding cake.

Dont get married men, im telling you. it can be a mistake if you dont get lucky.

 

[ghost]

Preach it brother!!

 

[PaulMP3]

damn.. that sucks.

 

[Matthew]

(shakes head)

really man, im so miserable lately. my marriage would be so awesome except for this. i might as well be living with a friend or something.

 

[Micah]

Jesus - that sucks. I'm terminally single and I still manage to get laid once in a while.

If it makes you feel better the last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.

 

[PaulMP3]

you still sleep in the same bed?

 

[dominoy2k1]

maybe she is pregnant? i dunno.

 

[SpicyMchaggis]

post counts usually correlates to sex life..except for craig (1st mp3 in NH)...he is pure playa sport.

 

[dominoy2k1]

this seems to be a common problem around here!

damn how can a girl not have sex?

 

[Matthew]

you still sleep in the same bed?

yea. i get laid every once in awhile. like a couple times a month, just enough to remind me what it feels like.

when i was in college i used to get laid by 1-3 different women per day (depending on how much i wanted to juggle my schedule). i know this is typical thing to say but i know its not me - ive really got nothing but compliments. ive had women let me boink their friends because they just wanted to prove i was as good as they claimed.

and YET - nothing from the very woman im married to. and i refuse to cheat so here i am with a naked pic of ariana giovanni on my ******* cell phone. yea.

 

[Matthew]

post counts usually correlates to sex life..except for craig (1st mp3 in NH)...he is pure playa sport.

i post because i DONT get laid, not the other way around. otherwise i would be watching the season finalle of Fraiser or some equally gay show.

 

[1sty]

(shakes head)

really man, im so miserable lately. my marriage would be so awesome except for this. i might as well be living with a friend or something.

I was in the same rout for a few month with my girl (its been 8 years and now we live together) i realized that it might not be her with a decreased drive but actauly my approach had changed. Basicly like I had stopped doing the things that had gotten me laid before.

I had gone out for the night and bascily had a really bad time. I got a bit screwed over by some worthless wench and it made me apreciate my girl alot more. NOt to mention got me thinking that maybe that lack of appeciation was showing owardly but that I didn't notice. Once home I hoped into bed and cuttled (yeah it sucks) and wispered, "If you want to make love later, don't hesitate to wake me up." Then I went in for the sweet/romantic good night kiss.


I GOT THAT ASS!!!!

And then every night for the next week

 

[1sty]

post counts usually correlates to sex life..except for craig (1st mp3 in NH)...he is pure playa sport.

What???

 

[Captain KRM P5]

i post because i DONT get laid, not the other way around. otherwise i would be watching the season finalle of Fraiser or some equally gay show.

speaking of which, the Friends finale was just on. I think thats the only episode of Friends I've watched all the way through

sorry about your involuntary celibacy my friend.

 

[PaulMP3]

craig is teh pimp

 

[SpicyMchaggis]

craig, what do you do..come on the forum..search your name to see how people throw it around and respond? i drop the 1sty bomb and your here in 2 minutes flat..

 

[Matthew]

I was in the same rout for a few month with my girl (its been 8 years and now we live together) i realized that it might not be her with a decreased drive but actauly my approach had changed. Basicly like I had stopped doing the things that had gotten me laid before.

I had gone out for the night and bascily had a really bad time. I got a bit screwed over by some worthless wench and it made me apreciate my girl alot more. NOt to mention got me thinking that maybe that lack of appeciation was showing owardly but that I didn't notice. Once home I hoped into bed and cuttled (yeah it sucks) and wispered, "If you want to make love later, don't hesitate to wake me up." Then I went in for the sweet/romantic good night kiss.


I GOT THAT ASS!!!!

And then every night for the next week

well ive tried everything. ive read all of Dr. Phils books and everything. ive tried being frank (hey lets ****) to the whole subtle kiss and rub deal for like a ******* GODDAMNED HOUR with no luck.

 

[Matthew]

speaking of which, the Friends finale was just on. I think thats the only episode of Friends I've watched all the way through

sorry about your involuntary celibacy my friend.

i watched it as well. i dont like jennifer anniston but when she wears those short skirts and i havent gotten any i could cream my pants.

 

[DooMer_MP3]

Have you brought this up to her? I mean, you two are married. You *should* be able to talk about anything. Ask her what's changed, if its something you've done? Something thats changed in her life? Christ, my fiancee and I haven't been very active lately, and I've found out why. I've been kind of a dick to her lately. And once I started being nice again, and paying attention we're back and beautiful .

Chris

 

[Captain KRM P5]

i watched it as well. i dont like jennifer anniston but when she wears those short skirts and i havent gotten any i could cream my pants.

she kept screaming "I got off the plane"

remove "the plane" and I guess you were saying the same thing