Canadian Temperature Guide

[BoostJunkie]

Canadian Temperature Guide(canada)

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably,(nervous)
Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes,
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
Ottawa canal opens for skating.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.:mad:

-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying "cold eh?"(nervous)

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over,
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.(boom04)

 

[Pretzellogic]

Heh. Yeah, that sounds about right.

I spend a lot of time in Canada, and went to college in NY near the border. It can get damn cold sometimes. At our cabin it reached negative 35 this winter.

 

[pr5owner]

Heh. Yeah, that sounds about right.

I spend a lot of time in Canada, and went to college in NY near the border. It can get damn cold sometimes. At our cabin it reached negative 35 this winter.

did girl guide cookies come to your door?

 

[Pretzellogic]

did girl guide cookies come to your door?

They would have needed a boat, or the ability to walk on water.

 

[Metal MP5]

its funny, but sadly, the 1st 4 are true

 

[FunkyBuddha]

Ya..that's bout right...I agree w/ Metal. First 4 are true AND the last one as well LOL.


Edit: Go Flames Go!!!!!!

 

[Metal MP5]

Ya..that's bout right...I agree w/ Metal. First 4 are true AND the last one as well LOL.


Edit: Go Flames Go!!!!!!

yep ... the last one too hehe

 

[Red Baron]

Hell! Even at -30C I use my barbecue (guitar)