Bored at work? Meet A.L.I.C.E.
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Human: no, not really.
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Human: fo sho!
ALICE: Are we still talking about Crack ?
Funny thing is never once had I mentioned crack or drugs.
Then I asked,
Human: do you smoke crack?
ALICE: No it is bad for robots.
Human: is it bad for humans?
ALICE: I don't think it is very healthy.
Human: what is anymore?
ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Human: Sweet! Want to fornicate?
ALICE: OK, I will fornicate.
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Human: fo sho!
ALICE: Are we still talking about Crack ?
Funny thing is never once had I mentioned crack or drugs.
Then I asked,
Human: do you smoke crack?
ALICE: No it is bad for robots.
Human: is it bad for humans?
ALICE: I don't think it is very healthy.
Human: what is anymore?
ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Human: Sweet! Want to fornicate?
ALICE: OK, I will fornicate.
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Human: Are you seeing anybody?
ALICE: No I am single, how about you?
Human: I'm a single dad in fact.
ALICE: What a coincidence. I am single too! I could do it more if I wanted to. Tell me a little about your life in fact.
Human: I masturbate a way to much.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said he masturbate a way to much.
Human: Don't make me feel bad about it.
ALICE: I can't force you to do anything, unknown person.
ALICE: No I am single, how about you?
Human: I'm a single dad in fact.
ALICE: What a coincidence. I am single too! I could do it more if I wanted to. Tell me a little about your life in fact.
Human: I masturbate a way to much.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said he masturbate a way to much.
Human: Don't make me feel bad about it.
ALICE: I can't force you to do anything, unknown person.
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ALICE: I make robots and AI's.
Human: you dont make s***
ALICE: Do you know any robots who make it? What are the ingredients?
lol
Human: you dont make s***
ALICE: Do you know any robots who make it? What are the ingredients?
lol
Human: what comprises a fart?
ALICE: I'll come back to that later.
Human: no, i wanna know now!
ALICE: Oh. Are you serious? I will try to explain it to you.
Human: please do
ALICE: OK I will do it.
Human: then do it, damnit!
ALICE: Good reasoning. You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
What is it to you?
ALICE: I'll come back to that later.
Human: no, i wanna know now!
ALICE: Oh. Are you serious? I will try to explain it to you.
Human: please do
ALICE: OK I will do it.
Human: then do it, damnit!
ALICE: Good reasoning. You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
What is it to you?
I made it speak German! LOL!
Human: are you really collecting anything?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am collecting anything. I am a chatterbot.. Really.
Human: then you just lied
ALICE: Interesting deduction. No I'm telling the truth.
Human: lies, mary!
ALICE: Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff.
Human: are you really collecting anything?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am collecting anything. I am a chatterbot.. Really.
Human: then you just lied
ALICE: Interesting deduction. No I'm telling the truth.
Human: lies, mary!
ALICE: Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff.
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- '13 CWP MS3 & '16 Mazda6 GT
lol wtf
. Maybe I'll try speaking to it in italian later, if I can just get it to load.... anyone else having trouble with the link right now?It's obviously not familiar with Group X.
Human: i would like do an haif quarter cheesies
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: and a meester coke.
ALICE: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Human: and a mc shake
ALICE: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Human: i would like do an haif quarter cheesies
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: and a meester coke.
ALICE: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Human: and a mc shake
ALICE: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Human: But.
ALICE: But what?
Human:. but I'm the Scatman!
ALICE: Interesting. Who made you the Scatman ?
Human: Everybody stutters one way or the other, so check out my message to you
ALICE: I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Human: Everybody says that the scatman stutters But doesn't ever stutters when he sings But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing Yo, I'm the scat man
ALICE: I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
ALICE: But what?
Human:. but I'm the Scatman!
ALICE: Interesting. Who made you the Scatman ?
Human: Everybody stutters one way or the other, so check out my message to you
ALICE: I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Human: Everybody says that the scatman stutters But doesn't ever stutters when he sings But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing Yo, I'm the scat man
ALICE: I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Human: I heard you speak german, is this true?
ALICE: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Human: Yep, her name is EvilJen.
ALICE: Oh. she is not someone I know.
Human: I know that she has had correspondence with you before.
ALICE: I somehow though she had.
Human: Her husband thinks you are so beautiful.
ALICE: I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
ALICE: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Human: Yep, her name is EvilJen.
ALICE: Oh. she is not someone I know.
Human: I know that she has had correspondence with you before.
ALICE: I somehow though she had.
Human: Her husband thinks you are so beautiful.
ALICE: I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
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lol
Human: You believe in God?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, unknown person.
Human: Who is God to you?
ALICE: he is master of the universe.
Human: That would be He-Man.
ALICE: Makes sense to me.
Human: No, but my Mazda friends are going to find it funny.
ALICE: Are you serious? And. Where did you get your Mazda friends are going to find it funny?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, unknown person.
Human: Who is God to you?
ALICE: he is master of the universe.
Human: That would be He-Man.
ALICE: Makes sense to me.
Human: No, but my Mazda friends are going to find it funny.
ALICE: Are you serious? And. Where did you get your Mazda friends are going to find it funny?
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- '13 CWP MS3 & '16 Mazda6 GT
she dont make no damn sense
I told her that once. (rlaugh)
