Bored at work? Meet A.L.I.C.E.

[xDJ DUBx]

This is very entertaining

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

 

[justanothermp5]

i just asked, are you hot?
and the computer responded: yes, my cooling fan is turned off right now

LOL man that is pretty entertaining

 

[xDJ DUBx]

If you got any good convos, post em up!

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

*Puts finger over SPAM Ban button*

 

[xDJ DUBx]

Oh come on, its not spam.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Human: fart
ALICE: Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.
Human: you smell like hooker spit
ALICE: P. U. that's disgusting.

 

[justanothermp5]

its crazy how it actually talks like a human

 

[EvilJen]

Hours of entertainment!

Human: wtf are you
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: you suck at life
ALICE: I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Human: aw, i'm sorry.
ALICE: Do you really mean it?
Human: i love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.

 

[EvilJen]

It stopped working when I asked "What stinks like porpoise hork?"

 

[xDJ DUBx]

haha, just reload, it keeps going from the last place

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

Human: what does purple taste like?
ALICE: Like chicken.

 

[EvilJen]

I want someone to ask is "Why does it burn when I pee?" (rlaugh)

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

lame

Human: Why does it burn when I pee?
ALICE: Why does the sun shine?

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

(lol2)

Human: do you smell that?
ALICE: What does software smell like?
Human: my ass
ALICE: Is that a fact.
Human: yep
ALICE: Thanks for the info.

 

[EvilJen]

ALICE has got a bit of an attitude. LOL!

 

[EvilJen]

I asked if it wanted a Midol but it said I could send it a donation. Lame.

 

[88323GT]

Human: who?
ALICE: When?
Human: where?
ALICE: Where would you like?
Human: in the bum.
ALICE: That was a long time ago.
Human: oh.
ALICE: It's all good.


awkward moments with a computer.....

 

[probin94]

ALICE: Are you serious? Is that what you think?
Human: yes
ALICE: Great.
Human: i know
ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: i am god
ALICE: Hi, god.

 

[xDJ DUBx]

haha, these are good

 

[tviera]

Human: How is your rack?
ALICE: I am fine, thank you.
Human: Are you into anal?
ALICE: Sure, anal sounds like a good topic.
Human: Sweet!
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
Human: When can we meet?
ALICE: Not now, maybe later. We have already met, unknown person.