OK, so I was mostly successful today. I went through the wheel well again. Once I realized how much force was needed and how slow the tensioner would move (courtesy of those videos) I was easily able to relieve the tension and remove the serpentine belt. I used my long-handled 17mm ratcheting wrench from below for this. The new Harbor Freight wrench serpentine belt would NOT fit in the cramped space. Since I was going to replace the water pump belt too, I took that off. However rather than use the "towel" method to pull it off, I cut it off like CX-5um suggested. Easy, right? Big mistake; more on that later. Next I was able to use a short-handled 12mm box wrench to take off the top nut from the top but I left the tensioner still hanging on the threaded stub. Then I used my long-handled 12mm ratcheting wrench from the bottom to loosen the bottom bolt. Due to clearance issues I could only back it off a turn or two, but I got it loose which would be really hard to do from the top. I loosened the bolt some more from the top with the short-handled 12mm wrench using the open end side. After a point I was able to loosen it the rest of the way by hand. Very tight quarters though. You can't pull the bolt out because there's no clearance, you just loosen it until it's no longer threaded. Then from the top I rotated the tensioner toward the front of the vehicle to free the bolt from the slot in the engine casting (there's a picture below of the slot for the bolt) and THEN pulled the top part off the threaded stub. A little bit of maneuvering and it came out from the top. It really wasn't oily, just dirty. A lot of the dirt came off just in the removal process. I've uploaded pictures of the whole unit front and back right after it came out. Then I cleaned it up and took pictures of the 2 sets of numbers that everyone wants to see. The new one went in easy-peasy using all the same tools and positions as the removal. No way to tell how torqued the nut and bolt got, I just made them tight.
After the new tensioner was in, I started on the water pump belt. I tried everything under the sun to get the new one on. I tried the towel method, the zip-tie method, screwdriver method; everything! To no avail. I came inside and reviewed all of the how-to videos in great detail until I made an "ah-ha!" discovery: none of the videos and none of those on here who replaced the water pump belt did so on a 2.5L CX-5! CX-5um has a 2013 so that's a 2.0L. The video from the Asian gentleman was also on a 2.0L CX-5. Videos that were on a 2.5L were either in a Mazda3 or a Mazda6. Guess what? The clearances are tighter and the access is slightly different on the 2.5L. I verified this by looking at those videos and comparing it to my actual view. My big huge mistake was cutting the belt off. If I had taken the time to use the towel method I could have easily reinstalled it since it was already stretched to fit. I ended up installing the new serpentine belt and closing things up. Tomorrow I'll bring it to my mechanic (only a mile from my house) and he can do his magic and get the water pump belt on for me! I'm sure Digbicks1234 will probably get his water pump belt on just fine and prove me wrong, but I'm just an old retired guy playing mechanic, what can I say? LOL
Lessons learned:
1-Maybe wait until you're sure there's a problem before you replace a part that is working fine. I should have just replaced the serpentine belt and called it a day. The tensioner was fine and not leaking although it probably would have at some point. The old serpentine belt was fine by the way, no cracks or anything. I'm keeping it for a spare.
2-If you are removing a part that might still be good, do so in a manner than it can be reinstalled if need be! Refer also to lesson learned #1!
Old tensioner front.
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Old tensioner back.
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Bottom numbers on back side.
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Left side of top numbers from front (a little tough to read).
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Right side of top numbers from front (also a little tough to read).
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So the top numbers read as:
F-569897.07-0100
SLOVAKIA 16.04.13
1/10161
This is the slot that the bottom bolt slides into. The opening faces the front of the vehicle.
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I hope this helps someone. I need a beer!