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Anyone know where I can get center caps that would fit 5x114.3 steelies. I'm just curious to see what they would look like. :D

I really hope you fellas haven't abandoned the whole 'drinking' angle in the past couple of years. T'would be a real shame. In other news, I have decided that a coma the depth of a kiddie-pool is an excellent substiute for sleep. Who's with me?

Let me tell you a story: After a few months of owning a brand-new Midnight Blue Protege5, Pretzel goes on a trip for a weekend. Pretzel's GF borrows the car, as her's is in the shop. Pretzel returns just in time to see GF pulling in. Aw, she was nice enough to wash the car for me... ...in a...

HELP ME PLEASE! I'm currently trying to tune the f10x I have in the Pretzelwagon, but I'm blocked by the password. I tried "hiboost1" as it says here on the boards, but with no luck. Anyone know what the password could be, or is Juan my only source? Thanks in advance.

Has anyone ever actually cracked their windshield after removing the rear weather stripping and then driving in cold weather? I plan to put mine back on when winter hits anyway, but I'm curious as to the origins of this "fact."

Does anyone still carry the p5 silhouette sticker that has the url for protege5.com at the bottom? Looks like this (sorry for stealing your sig, Rob Rom): Conversely, does anyone simply have a good p5 silhouette that I could use to cut my own sticker? Thanks in advance.

So I'm out for a walk (insomnia. it sucks.), and I realize that the moon is red tonight. Here is the best I could do with my bad camera: So what should I expect? Vampires? Werewolves? Zombies? Any combination thereof? I'm gonna need a shotgun.

NOt too sure where to put this... Is there an off-the-shelf product that you people use to (re)condition or otherwise keep wiper blades in good shape? I recently purchased a set of Icon wiper blades (which, as much as a wiper can, kick ass) and I'd like to keep them nice and supple as long as...

Here's something I bet you've never seen before:

So, anyone heard from Kyle?

I hate those things. I do however, love the ability to make my own. I found this over at thecarlounge.com: sarcastic renditions of motivational posters with with automotive themes. Here's a few of the good ones: And a couple of mine: Make your own, and don't get stupid (this...

You'll see.

So here's something for you. If you get it, you'll laugh. If not, you'll simply be really, really confused. Thick McRunfast Big McLargehuge Punt Speedchunk Punch Rockgroin Rip Steakface Gristle McThornbody I'm really tired.

... and I find this oddly funny:

Anyone know?

So I'm all set to take the Pretzelwagon on a small cruise tonight, but find that the key-fob isn't unlocking it. Okay: get in with the old-fashioned "key-in-lock" method, and start reaching for the "OMGalarm" button, but nothing happens. The battery appears to be completely dead. Huh? It's...

So, anyone suffering from their New Year's Bender? Let Pretzellogic make it all better. Well, I suppose you're through the worst of it already, but you can print this out for the next time you plan on consuming mass quantities. Dr. Pretzel's Hangover cures: 1) Drink lots of water. I mean...

Some say... He was born in space. His favourite food is raw meat. He sleeps upside down like a bat. His sweat can be used to clean precious metals. His skin has the texture of dolphins. If you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts. He does not see...

The more I watch this, the funnier it gets.