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  1. M

    The Land of Lincoln... and postwhores

    you could get a gun, grab your car, drive up to him and... oh wait. you're too young. pfffft. we'll ask bry. he seems to be the avenging justice type.
  2. M

    The Land of Lincoln... and postwhores

    lovely simply lovely where in IL? andy you need to get all true crime on his ass and get him
  3. M

    I Need Ideas

    you should shoot an archduke of theirs. that tends to make things interesting.
  4. M

    The Land of Lincoln... and postwhores

    why are you telling us this? is he in the area or something?
  5. M

    My suspension is TEH GHEY

    so my car's going into the ghetto dealership here on friday morning. i'm betting they won't be able to find their asses with like 10 sets of hands. but i'll try and think positive. Let's hopes its really cold that morning. There's no way they can miss the noises then. I'd like a fixed up car for...
  6. M

    The Land of Lincoln... and postwhores

    wait, being a crazed murder is the alternative? hmmm i don't like this one bit.
  7. M

    The Land of Lincoln... and postwhores

    being a dumb ass jesus, must i spell out everything no, nevermind don't answer that E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G
  8. M

    The Land of Lincoln... and postwhores

    beats the alternative
  9. M

    The Land of Lincoln... and postwhores

    agreed i feel the same way i have this bed in my room and its totally gotta go in the car
  10. M

    The Land of Lincoln... and postwhores

    touche' hmm i'll have to practice it. my '74 spitfire has no working 1 -2 synchros so I've been double clutching that for years. Maybe I can get my double clutch faster than forcing the shift... but i dunno, if you don't mind whipping on the synchros, i dunno if double clutching could be...
  11. M

    The Land of Lincoln... and postwhores

    matt's system is a real cornhole buzzer i guess its whatever you prefer i'm one of the few thats perfectly happy w/ the stock MSP system, but i dunno how swank the p5's systems are. I'm guessing not very.
  12. M

    I Need Ideas

    'cuz that's when Bush will (hopefully!) be officially out of office not like he was ever officially in in the first place
  13. M

    i got a raise

    yeah bry, buy me and laura and laura a pie!
  14. M

    I Need Ideas

    well i couldn't think of anything for currently american or unamerican, actually here's a tip STAY IN PRAGUE until Jan 2005 how long are you going to be there?
  15. M

    i got a raise

    no kidding, i'm jealous
  16. M

    i got a raise

    dude awesome raise! :D we'll go out to celebrate this weekend, i'll buy you a pie or something! ;)
  17. M

    i got a raise

    you mean 20 extra a week, right cause 20 bucks a week total, after a raise no less, is the worst job EVAR
  18. M

    I Need Ideas

    HEY DERRICK! your title - does that mean a monkey that deals with the contents of things or a monkey that is pleased with its station in life? i've always wondered
  19. M

    I Need Ideas

    elect the stupidest most felony comitting person in the group as your leader; have them go around insulting the czechs and attacking any arabs
  20. M

    Dirty ass protege5 award goes to....

    when i first got my car i went to iowa for a weekend. i went all around some of the dirt roads, and when i got back home, i looked at the front of my car. it wasn't too bad. Then i went to the back. WOW! there was like 2 inches of dust and dirt all over the back. The inside of my wheels was...
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