What I'd do with a Hummer...

javy212

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Notice the hummer isn't dammaged at all. I used to drive Humvees all the time, and I can say that they are very durable! We used to drive over small trees and off small cliffs, and they would never break.
 
We had a bet when I was in O.C.S. down at camp shelby that no one could get a HUMVEE stuck. No one could... Granted there wasn't that much mud down there in the middle of summer, but nothing we could find would even get close.I thought the coolest thing was when I saw another MP drive over a 50 gallon oil drum that was on it's side. Those vehicles are tough as hell.
 
I've gotten them stuck plenty of times. There is plenty of mud in Texas though. But it does take a lot of mud and it has to be at a awkward angle. But it can be done. If you have two humvees, you can go anywhere. The low range power on those is amazing. They are weak when it dcomes to speed though. I've gotten one to 80mph and that's it. I was scared to death. It starts shaking and making loud noises. But when it's in the governments bill, you don't care.
 
What I'd Do For A Hummer...

Are you kidding? Sheesh, I'd do just about anything for...

What's that? ...oh...

..."with" a hummer, eh? Nevermind... :D
 
Re: What I'd Do For A Hummer...

Syzygy said:
Are you kidding? Sheesh, I'd do just about anything for...

What's that? ...oh...

..."with" a hummer, eh? Nevermind... :D

Lol... I was thinking the same thing, only it wouldn't do me any good since I'm not equipped with the proper insrument. hehe...;)
 
Re: What I'd Do For A Hummer...

Syzygy said:
Are you kidding? Sheesh, I'd do just about anything for...

What's that? ...oh...

..."with" a hummer, eh? Nevermind... :D

Just must be us pervs cuz I was laughing as soon as I read the title!
 
u are not alone, i too think the title should say humvee, not hummer...hahahahehehe
 
big_ben said:
... But when it's in the governments bill, you don't care.

Yeah... I won't go into the story where we pushed a Tank retriever (M82 I think???) with a Humvee. It worked, but all I can say is that I am glad the Humvee wasn't mine. ;)

As far as the hummer goes, just make sure the tune being hummed is "Yankee My Doodle It's A Dandy. " Errrrr, wait, I meant "Yankee Doodle". Sorry... :p
 
so, wait...the government pays for hummers...damn, you're still talkin about humvees right?
 
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