As I came out to get in the family workhorse P5 I noticed that sometime last night someone had launched two calcium covered chicken fetuses at high velocity with two direct hits. Hey I have to be positive right? No slashed tires, no baseball bat love. The way the morning sun glistened off of the egg white was just beautiful..... Wish I had had the chance to launch something high density metallic back. Ah well I was a stupid kid once..... Who's got the worst vandalism story?
Sunlight silver with eggs on top.
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(rofl)
As much as that sucks, your positive attitude about it (the right way to go about things, imo), just makes the whole situation hilarious.
Let's see. For vandalism, I had a friend of mine think it was funny to piss all over my old car's door handles at night. Thankfully I was wearing gloves at the time. Unfortunately, the girl whom I was out with was not. LOL, definitely didn't tell her about that when I found out. Other than that, nothing too serious *knocks on wood,* hope it stays that way.
Another bright side is this gives you a perfectly good excuse to go and really wash her good. Not that you should need an excuse anyway, but there's one readily available to you.
As much as that sucks, your positive attitude about it (the right way to go about things, imo), just makes the whole situation hilarious.
Let's see. For vandalism, I had a friend of mine think it was funny to piss all over my old car's door handles at night. Thankfully I was wearing gloves at the time. Unfortunately, the girl whom I was out with was not. LOL, definitely didn't tell her about that when I found out. Other than that, nothing too serious *knocks on wood,* hope it stays that way.
Another bright side is this gives you a perfectly good excuse to go and really wash her good. Not that you should need an excuse anyway, but there's one readily available to you.
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yeah it could be worse. I had police knocking my at door one time due to kids in the area shooting out windows in everyones car on my block! I only had a rear window left on a 4 door sedan(my old mystique).
No bacon and all the windows intact. lol The car has 110 miles of abuse and has some cosmetic wear anyways. I did carefully clean it off with hot soapy water and did some polishing compound then wax looks good as new. The egg that dripped into the seams is still there I have not had the change to get at it yet. I didn't see any permanent gouging though.
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hooray for clear coat!
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Amen Maff...Can I borrow yours bro?
worst vandalism story
this was me in november. came out to my car at about 10:30 on a monday night in a well-lit movie theater parking lot. all the audio stuff was gone (see my sig... yes all of it) plus the entire ******* center stack and all the heat/AC controls.
Good attitude about yours though, i would have loved to have only eggs thrown at my car instead of this.
this was me in november. came out to my car at about 10:30 on a monday night in a well-lit movie theater parking lot. all the audio stuff was gone (see my sig... yes all of it) plus the entire ******* center stack and all the heat/AC controls.
Good attitude about yours though, i would have loved to have only eggs thrown at my car instead of this.
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yea... just too lazy to call them by the correct name i suppose. but that is actually what i mean, u are correct.
Noooo.... I just gave the Loch ness monsta tree fiddy last week
That's a really good attitude to have about it. Wish you can show me how to have an good attitude like that. I have a bad attitude with a short temper, that happened to my car once three eggs thrown at it. I caught the fucker that did it and made him lick everything off until there were no more trace of egg stuff on my car. My wife says I really got to control my attitude.
Haha yes well. Some people consider eggs to be a health food so maybe that punk needed the extra protien in his diet. I just remember the stuff I used to pull when I was a kid and eggs are nothing. I am not sure if I would let anyone lick my car lol.
