A Protege Owner Man (to the tune of The Way I Am by Eminem)

Matthew

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If you dont listen to, or havent listened to Eminems song, the Way I Am, do so before reading this post, otherwise the verses and ryhmes wont make sense.

AHEM...

I sit back with this cash for boost and some juice
An try to decide whether I should go boost
Or naturally aspirated.
Since day one its been fun but you know
That its time for more power
When you hit up the show
And j-bodies and civics are turnin ya toast -
But 8 pounds is the limit or your s***
Get's sick and its in the shop for infinate
Amounts of time sittin.
But at least with natural your s*** runs consistent
Whoopin punks with no mods but theyre tint an
Their APC stickers, all over the car
And their fake IDs tryin to hop in the bar
What do I do? with turbo Im straight in the books
On the track but I lack the looks
Of a phat 5 with rims and a kit
All these decisions, all this s***
I could blow my loot and my load on sick
Setup that blasts your ears, but to pick
Between the choices is too much for me to do
What do I do, can you tell me what would you do?

Chorus:

Cause I am, a Protg owner man
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
At the shows, on the forums everyday I am
Shows wont even judge my scam
Cause I am, a Protg owner man
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
At the shows, on the forums everyday I am
I don't know it's just who I am.
 
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wow... you write that? you must have a lot of time on your hands if you did.. VERY nice though.. I would like to hear that recorded.. lmao
 
wow dude, thats some sad s***. you got a hot car, i nice looking wife and you'd rather type eminem on the computer. good god man!
 
she would so make fun of me if she saw what i was doing...she already makes fun of me for the whole forum thing as it is...
 
:)
 

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backstage passes at the reo speedwagon concert
 

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standing in front of a flag my unit signed by everyone in my unit sent to my mother for sending like 70 care packages to us
 

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t3ase said:
WHOA. Looks like a lil "Scary Spice" mixed in with "Sporty Spice"

t3ase said:
Just noticed the white stuff on her shirt... MMMHMMMM.

Whoa now.. lets not forget your both going to be at the september 13th meet.. No blood on my car!
 
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:)

what the hell is that supposed to mean? scary spice? making fun of my wife im gonna have to regulate
 

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who cares, im the thread jacking king!

last one, leaving my moms
 

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