The best IM convo ever.

[SpicyMchaggis]

Mazda forums wins again.



Some guy: sup
Some guy: your the N/A guy?
KaptainKyle7: unforunately
Some guy: yeah
Some guy: lol
Some guy: wont go turbo?
KaptainKyle7: no, it's called a "lost cause"
Some guy: why u say that?/
KaptainKyle7: because it's a protege
KaptainKyle7: and a waste of the world's time
Some guy: what makes u say that?
KaptainKyle7: are you brain dead?
KaptainKyle7: it's a protege
KaptainKyle7: a FF
KaptainKyle7: waste of time
KaptainKyle7: waste of money
KaptainKyle7: waste of energy
KaptainKyle7: waste of gas
KaptainKyle7: waste of your attention
Some guy: what makes u say that?
KaptainKyle7: i'd rather jerk off with an oven mitt
KaptainKyle7: WHY?
KaptainKyle7: WHY?!
Some guy: why not?
KaptainKyle7: WY!K!@J#!LKJ @_@
KaptainKyle7: *gun in mouth
Some guy: whats the point of modding then?
KaptainKyle7: YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR
Some guy: uve been through 3 motors did you not?
KaptainKyle7: roger that
Some guy: ic
Some guy: and u dont hitnk thats a waste?
KaptainKyle7: i think it's a total waste of money
Some guy: ehh its just a matter of what your hobbie is
KaptainKyle7: um.
KaptainKyle7: if your hobby is wasting money on a car that explodes or chews tranny's
KaptainKyle7: by all means
KaptainKyle7: i love modding.
KaptainKyle7: but on cars that are suitable
Some guy: so you dont t hink a protege is suitible?
Some guy: what is suitable for u/
Some guy: a civic/
Some guy: ?
Some guy: lol
KaptainKyle7: ...
KaptainKyle7: I love N/a
KaptainKyle7: b16s are great motors to work on
KaptainKyle7: whats your problem with hondas?
Some guy: i dont i like them actually
KaptainKyle7: since they ARE they king of import N/A tech
Some guy: my buddy was going to get a b16a2
Some guy: im not hating honda
Some guy: im not not a fan of how people just resoft to them
KaptainKyle7: alright
KaptainKyle7: I don't like the tuner culture
Some guy: my pick would be a 92 hatch with b16a2
Some guy: whys that?
Some guy: u like like american muscle?
KaptainKyle7: because (no offense) they are all ignorant fuckfaced douchebags who talk s*** on forums and drive around in piece of s*** cars they didn't pay for or have no chance of ever paying for acting like total asshats
Some guy: my protege is not a pos
Some guy: lol
KaptainKyle7: all protege's are.
Some guy: im not sum douch driving a 91 civic thiking its pimp
Some guy: proteges are good cars to tune
KaptainKyle7: haha
KaptainKyle7: yeah right buddy
KaptainKyle7: and thats coming from where?
KaptainKyle7: give me ONE example.
Some guy: like how u mean?
KaptainKyle7: great to tune?
KaptainKyle7: dude
KaptainKyle7: we have weak transmissions
KaptainKyle7: have to have built motors to even attempt to push boost
Some guy: thats why u shift normaill and nice and smoothe
KaptainKyle7: the only redeeming part, and the only reason I have it is because it's great for autocross
Some guy: not shift lika jackass
KaptainKyle7: what?
KaptainKyle7: dude
KaptainKyle7: power?
KaptainKyle7: torque?
KaptainKyle7: destroys transmissions
KaptainKyle7: as if the way you shift is goin to help when your pushing 220whp on it
Some guy: yup
Some guy: it will
KaptainKyle7: bhahahhaha
KaptainKyle7: right buddy
KaptainKyle7: and you can speak from experience on a protege?
Some guy: shifting gears quickly is not good for the tranny
Some guy: yup i cn
Some guy: can
KaptainKyle7: I've been through two transmissions
Some guy: shifting normally is soo much better for the tranny
Some guy: ibe been through 2
Some guy: as well
KaptainKyle7: which means you can't drive
Some guy: negative
Some guy: my 2nd one was a defect
Some guy: had to be
Some guy: cuz i did nothing wrong ti it
Some guy: to it
KaptainKyle7: right
KaptainKyle7: anyway
Some guy: didnt dump or anything
KaptainKyle7: don't come IM'ing me about some bulls*** and trying talking down to me about protege tech
Some guy: i don drive my protege lika ferrari
KaptainKyle7: there are few who've gone as far as I have..so just spare me on the finer details of proteges
Some guy: well going N/A on a protege is not good
Some guy: proteges are better for boost
KaptainKyle7: haha
KaptainKyle7: negative
Some guy: thats why they introduced a boost model
KaptainKyle7: haha
KaptainKyle7: your an idiot
KaptainKyle7: no offense
Some guy: nah
KaptainKyle7: better for boost?
Some guy: i know my s***
KaptainKyle7: THEY ARE TRUCK MOTORS
KaptainKyle7: TRUCK MOTORS
Some guy: protege engines?
KaptainKyle7: so the thin rods are no problem
KaptainKyle7: the weak head studs, no problem
Some guy: not if u get forged rods
KaptainKyle7: the even weaker rod bearings are no problem
KaptainKyle7: FORGED RODS
KaptainKyle7: NOT STOCK
KaptainKyle7: I thought these motors were good for boost?
Some guy: well u gotta upgrade if your thikning of some decent power
KaptainKyle7: moreover, you think forged rods are going to automatically make your motor bulletproof?
Some guy: nope
KaptainKyle7: do you even have a scope of how an internal combustion motor works?
Some guy: forged rods pistons valves
KaptainKyle7: haha
KaptainKyle7: what about the valves?
KaptainKyle7: what about the pistons
KaptainKyle7: what about these forged rods
Some guy: change all that your good for 300whp
Some guy: i said pistons
KaptainKyle7: yeah
Some guy: there madd srong
Some guy: strong
KaptainKyle7: right
Some guy: of cours thats madd money but there madd srong
KaptainKyle7: madd
Some guy: talk to pdhaudio
Some guy: thts what he did
KaptainKyle7: iHAHAHAHAHAHa
KaptainKyle7: I MAKE FUN OF THAT KID SO BAD
KaptainKyle7: so does the rest of the forum
KaptainKyle7: he's a joke
KaptainKyle7: who knows how to make poptarts.
KaptainKyle7: god damn
KaptainKyle7: thats awesome
KaptainKyle7: I'm so posting this tonight
KaptainKyle7: right
Some guy: and he and his sleeper kit is almost pushing about 300whp
KaptainKyle7: who blows his motor on nitrous
KaptainKyle7: drives through a ******* lake
KaptainKyle7: gets pwned by nubs about engine tech
KaptainKyle7: and pays out assloads of money for MAM to BUILD his motor FOR him
KaptainKyle7: right
KaptainKyle7: take his advice
KaptainKyle7: while your at it
KaptainKyle7: go ask your mailbox for stock quotes
KaptainKyle7: alright
KaptainKyle7: were done here
KaptainKyle7: we've proven, yet again, that misdirection on the forum is running rampant
KaptainKyle7: not your fault
KaptainKyle7: there is just A LOT more involved with making a protege put down power and last
KaptainKyle7: just read up and keep your eyes open for that kind of crap
Some guy: so why keep the protege if its a waste of time and money/
Some guy: ?
KaptainKyle7: because I can't afford to buy anything else buddy
KaptainKyle7: because i'm broke
KaptainKyle7: thats why
Some guy: ic
KaptainKyle7: thats the future of protege money pitting
Some guy: hmm
KaptainKyle7: your broke
KaptainKyle7: your bitter
KaptainKyle7: the end.
Some guy: why dont u just get your 15 year old honda and invest in that thing?
KaptainKyle7: alright
Some guy: will prob come out gbetter than the progege huh/
KaptainKyle7: listen to me as hard as you ******* can
Some guy: ?
KaptainKyle7: I HAVE ZERO MONEY
KaptainKyle7: ZERO
Some guy: so do i
Some guy: then sell the mazda
Some guy: and get a honda
KaptainKyle7: I just went back to school again, and I DON'T HAVE A CONSTANT JOB
KaptainKyle7: hey champ
KaptainKyle7: RULE 1
KaptainKyle7: NEVER MOD YOUR DAILY DRIVER
KaptainKyle7: RULE 2
KaptainKyle7: NEVER GO BY WHAT PEOPLE SAY ON A FORUM FOR TECHINCAL ADVICE WITHOUT FIRST FINDING OUT IF THEY ARE COMPLETE IDIOTS
KaptainKyle7: that's it man
KaptainKyle7: I need to sleep now
Some guy: that dosnt answer my question why ont sell the protege and get a honda?
KaptainKyle7: stop
KaptainKyle7: listen
KaptainKyle7: no money
Some guy: but youll have money if u sell the protege
KaptainKyle7: haha
Some guy: ull prob get alike 5 g
KaptainKyle7: right
Some guy: can get a honda for like 2
KaptainKyle7: because i'll get the 15k i've put into it
KaptainKyle7: lots of money has been tied up in it
KaptainKyle7: and i'm not throwing it out the window
Some guy: ohh ic, well u didnt say that
KaptainKyle7: I thought that was obvious
KaptainKyle7: Like I said, investing in a daily driver is suicide. Don't do it. Buy a bike.
KaptainKyle7: goodnight.

 

[yesiownaskyline]

haha, the pdhaudio thing almost made me piss my pants....



awesome times
(bowdown)

 

[jurgs01]

The sad thing is I actually read through all that.

 

[jurgs01]

haha, the pdhaudio thing almost made me piss my pants....



awesome times
(bowdown)

Not like I miss having him around, but did he get banned? I haven't seen a post by him for quite some time.

 

[SIBalla23]

Haha, Kyle ur a funny dude. That s*** had me laughing. Thanks, I can now got to sleep with big smile on my face, that s*** was priceless.

 

[Scotty878]

Hahaha, that was great, Another n00b put in ITS place. That guy had trouble comprehending a lot of things....It was "madd" funny. lol

 

[SpicyMchaggis]

now now, don't get hard on the guy. He's pm'd me before with legit questions..but BLEW me away with this convo. It's far too easy these days to be swept up in the bulls*** on this forum.

 

[Dexter]

omg.

 

[Lord_Zath]

I, too, enjoyed the pdhaudio part.

 

[anarchistchiken]

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

 

[Pretzellogic]

What do you mean Proteges are bad platforms for modding?

*looks outside at his car*

Oh, yeah...

 

[Mike R]

LOL, vey nice. I used to get IM's about crown vics and 5.0l's all the time. I had to block a few of the crown vic guys becasue I couldn't get online without being bombarded with stupid questions.

 

[Sveivo]

LOL, vey nice. I used to get IM's about crown vics and 5.0l's all the time. I had to block a few of the crown vic guys becasue I couldn't get online without being bombarded with stupid questions.

So you're knowledgeable about crown vics? (evil)

 

[Mike R]

Um, yeah. Or at least I was...

 

[goku4658]

this thread makes me sad....and laugh....and then sad again

 

[Mr. Win]

that took alot of effort... funny none the less. I've had similar convo's twice this week.

 

[tallrd]

damn, I thought there was a clown at the end of this story (if you don't know "the clown joke" then I'm not explaining it).

This, too, made me sad, then happy, and then sad again...and then happy again after reading goku4658's reply.

 

[ebmp5]

damn that was a hell of a convo (boom07)

 

[CommieSpeed]

HAhahahaha that was great. But my Protege is totally sweet. It's the "boost model". I drift that s*** around the Wendy's parking lot while I'm stuntin' on my 20s.

 

[FrigginGLI]

Good stuff.