I heard a good one today.

slayer4u

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I was listening to hardattack on sirius and heard a pretty funny joke.this is all I remember.

THis guy is walking by a bar when he notices a sign in front that says

$5 hamburgers and $10 handjobs. I walks in and sees this absolutly gorgous chick behind the bar. He walks over and asks "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" "she replies, why yes I am, what can I do for you big boy?" he responds, "you can wash you ******* hands and make me a hamburger."
 
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