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I think chuck norris is coming to roundhouse kick this postcapnsavem said:
What is known about Chuck Norris thus far...
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RallyeRedSi
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i have those toys still
UnNaturalinc
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I wonder if he'd actually find this stuff funny..... He would have to, right?
UnNaturalinc
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YellowSpeedInNY said:
I don't believe you... I'm calling you out. I want pics.
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Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier. :mad:
UnNaturalinc
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AlaskaP5 said:
And the sun wears Chuck Norris block
GHOSTWHISPER
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BY far the best thread ever read . Funny as hell
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
allows to live.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and
instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could
use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
allows to live.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and
instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could
use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
RallyeRedSi
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damn im trying ti upload to th epics to my comp but the usb cable does not to seem to working any suggestions
Chuck_Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't visit the Mazda Forums, he is the Mazda Forums!
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Chuck Norris wrote every song that 50 Cent ever sang.
Chuck Norris doesn't speak. He thinks words towards his foot and then roudhouse-kicks them at your brain.
Surgeon Generals Warning: Do not use Chuck Norris when pregnant or nursing.
Chuck Norris once copied the answers to a worksheet in Biology. A black kid noticed this, and told him he had just gotten G points. Chuck asked the kid what were G points. The kid replied with, "Gangsta points!" Upon hearing this, Chuck Norris thought back to his days as a kid in Fresno. So he stabbed the kid with a knife and roundhouse kicked him in the face, now he has 50 G points.
Few people know that President Jimmy Carter appointed Chuck Norris as Secretary of Awesome in 1978. This cabinet level position was later rescinded in 1981 after Norris refused to give up his title.
Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.
Chuck Norris in the year 2042 defeated France in World War III by roundhouse kicking the entire French army back in time, their ancestors have ever since been unable to fight properly, in fear of what Chuck Norris might do the next time.
For every man you don't kill, Chuck Norris kills seven.
A kid once stole Chuck Norris' hat and ran into an apple orchard. Chuck Norris flew into such a rage that he accidentally invented apple sauce.
Chuck Norris likes his girls like he likes his whiskey - 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Chuck Norris only brakes for people dressed like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a guy so hard that all of his ancestors were completely wiped out of existence, thus rendering the subject of the kick non-existent. This ended the universe as we know it until Chuck's beard began it all anew.
Chuck Norris doesn't speak. He thinks words towards his foot and then roudhouse-kicks them at your brain.
Surgeon Generals Warning: Do not use Chuck Norris when pregnant or nursing.
Chuck Norris once copied the answers to a worksheet in Biology. A black kid noticed this, and told him he had just gotten G points. Chuck asked the kid what were G points. The kid replied with, "Gangsta points!" Upon hearing this, Chuck Norris thought back to his days as a kid in Fresno. So he stabbed the kid with a knife and roundhouse kicked him in the face, now he has 50 G points.
Few people know that President Jimmy Carter appointed Chuck Norris as Secretary of Awesome in 1978. This cabinet level position was later rescinded in 1981 after Norris refused to give up his title.
Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.
Chuck Norris in the year 2042 defeated France in World War III by roundhouse kicking the entire French army back in time, their ancestors have ever since been unable to fight properly, in fear of what Chuck Norris might do the next time.
For every man you don't kill, Chuck Norris kills seven.
A kid once stole Chuck Norris' hat and ran into an apple orchard. Chuck Norris flew into such a rage that he accidentally invented apple sauce.
Chuck Norris likes his girls like he likes his whiskey - 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Chuck Norris only brakes for people dressed like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a guy so hard that all of his ancestors were completely wiped out of existence, thus rendering the subject of the kick non-existent. This ended the universe as we know it until Chuck's beard began it all anew.
FunkyBuddha
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Awesome thread..good laughs!!
